Monday, February 27, 2017



Stephen Colbert informs trans people where they can ‘take a dump’...

“If there’s one thing Trump is famous for, it’s telling people where to pee."

Colbert slams Trump’s ‘information source,’ conspiracy theorist Alex Jones

"Now, obviously, it’s not fair to judge a guy on one isolated, dumb-ass clip, so here’s a bunch of them."

Stephen Colbert mocks Trump’s latest comments on Ben Carson

“Yes, I believe Ben Carson will find the true meaning of HUD, just like in the beloved children’s story 'How the Grinch Stole Housing.'”

Stephen Colbert will ‘Never Fjorget’ the Sweden terrorist attack that didn’t...

“Tragically, Sweden is the third not-a-terrorist-attack that has not shocked the world in the last month...And just because it didn’t happen doesn’t mean we don’t stand in solidarity with all the people who did not suffer.”


Seth Meyers looks at the holes in Trump’s immigration policy

“So the wall is see through, but impenetrable. An analogy, but also real. Don’t you see, Dorothy? The wall was inside you all along. You’re the wall. You’re all the wall."

Seth Meyers joins all of Sweden in ridiculing Trump’s latest gaffe

“Trump literally saw something on Fox News and confused it for reality. Next thing you know he’s going to lament the terrible treatment of people with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.”

Seth Meyers tries to recap Trump’s ‘batsh*t crazy’ press conference

"What president hasn't had to say 'I'm not ranting and raving'? Who could forget Lincoln's tirade at Gettysburg, or FDR's fireside meltdowns?"

Seth Meyers examines Trump’s loses despite promises of non-stop ‘winning’

“This administration is like a really intense haunted house, where every door you think is an exit is just a door to an even scarier room — How do I get out of this f—king place? I wet my pants three rooms ago!”


Trevor Noah goes in on disgraced National Security Adviser Michael Flynn

“He didn’t know the U.S. government routinely taps calls to the Russians. Which is stupid ― that’s the plot of every spy movie.”

Trevor Noah roasts top Trump advisor Stephen ‘Smeagol-in-a-suit’ Miller

“It’s nice to see, like most of your friends from high school, not only has Miller not changed, he’s gotten worse.”

Trevor Noah assumes money-hungry Trump will soon list White House on...

"It's not a surprise that Trump is looking to cash in. We saw this coming when, during the inauguration, he put his hand on the Bible and swore to 'Get rich or die trying.'"

Elizabeth Warren tells Trevor Noah why she persisted despite being silenced...

“We don’t have the votes in the United States Senate to block somebody like Jeff Sessions... So what we’ve got to do is count on people all around this country to make their voices heard.”