Monday, October 24, 2016



Stephen Colbert diagrams Donald Trump’s election rigging conspiracy

"Trump has been fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump."

Stephen Colbert helps President Obama prepare to re-enter job market

“I don’t see any promotions for the last eight years, that’s not always good. Can you explain that?”

Stephen Colbert recaps debate between ‘loaf of white bread’ and ‘jar...

"I'd say Pence's strong performance bodes well for Trump, since everyone knows the team with the best backup quarterback always wins the Super Bowl."

Stephen Colbert shames Wells Fargo with help from Elizabeth Warren

“I gotta say, that makes him sound like something that rhymes with a real grass bowl.”


Seth Meyers mocks Donald Trump for his ongoing gaffes and hypocrisies

“Trump has essentially been in the middle of the same run-on sentence for about a year now."

Seth Meyers digs into Trump’s business record after recent tax form...

"No one should avoid meltdowns more than Donald Trump. Pre-meltdown, he already looks like a Yankee candle that has been left in the sun."

Seth Meyers looks at fallout from the first debate between Trump...

“So she can't laugh, she can't cough, she can't shout or condescend...All Trump had to do was be a normal person and he would’ve been declared the winner—and yet he still managed to lose."

Seth Meyers revels in ‘lukewarm zingers’ of the Clinton-Trump debate

“After tonight’s debates, several Fox News analysts said that Hillary Clinton is the clear winner. Maybe global warming is a hoax, because hell has frozen over.”


Trevor Noah on the first debate: ‘Welcome to the Real Life...

“At that point, Lester Holt wasn’t even moderating anymore, he was just eating popcorn like everyone else.”

Trevor Noah scorches The Blaze’s Tomi Lahren: ‘She’s like a child...

"Wow. That is the least-woke, most awake person I have ever seen."

Trevor Noah gives another sober response to continued police shootings

“If the only time you encounter black people is when you’re policing crime, then your only experience of black people is that they’re criminals.”

Jordan Klepper discovers the latest conspiracy theories from Trump supporters

"Why do you think Barack Obama wasn't in the Oval Office on 9/11?" "That I don't know. I'd like to get to the bottom of that."



John Oliver takes on opioids in discussion of America’s addiction epidemic

“Alternative pain treatments should be at least as easy to find as Waffle Houses, which, like heroin, are both hazardous to your health and dangerously addictive.”

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