Sunday, December 4, 2016



Colbert reacts to debate: Trump trying to ‘wipe his fat ass...

“I guess we’re all going to have to wait until Nov. 9 to find out if we still have a country."

‘Melania Trump’ returns to Colbert to defend Donald, throw Billy Bush...

"I did not know this, but when American men gather to sport, they always speak of grabbing women by the Billy Bush."

Stephen Colbert diagrams Donald Trump’s election rigging conspiracy

"Trump has been fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump."

Stephen Colbert helps President Obama prepare to re-enter job market

“I don’t see any promotions for the last eight years, that’s not always good. Can you explain that?”


Seth Meyers tears into Trump for wasting his ‘fresh start’ on...

“Well, we gave him a chance. Bye chance, thank you for stopping by. Good to see you, chance.”

Seth Meyers gives somber response to Donald Trump’s election victory

“As a white man, I know that any emotions I’m feeling are likely a fraction of those being felt by the LGBTQ community, African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Muslim Americans, and any number of the immigrant communities so vital to our country. Hopefully, the Trump administration and Trump supporters will be compassionate to them, because they need your compassion.”

Seth Meyers takes one final look at the 2016 presidential election

"He looks like a Scooby Doo villain who's so self-centered he used a mask of his own face."

Seth Meyers looks at how Trump’s campaign is killing his brand

“He showed up at a benefit for kids with AIDS and pretended to be a donor. That sounds like a storyline from an episode of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm.'”


Trevor Noah says Trump supporters should be really worried right now

“Donald Trump got elected based on a lot of campaign promises. Less than a week later, he’s dropping them like they’re a woman who just turned 45.”

Trevor Noah imagines how Trump’s awkward first meeting with Obama went...

“That is one one hell of a performance, especially by President Obama, which means at least one black person should get nominated for an Oscar this year.”

Trevor Noah: “Once again, Trump benefits from a bulls**t college”

“I know its real, but my mind can’t accept it.”

Trevor Noah to Trump: ‘You’re Rigging Your Own Campaign’

“There’s a reason everything is going wrong for Donald Trump. It’s because he is a terrible man, who has done terrible things, and has a terrible plan for the country.”



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