Tuesday, August 30, 2016

LATEST VIDEOS

LATE SHOW

Stephen Colbert diagnoses Rudy Giuliani as a ’man with his head...

“You’re just tip-toeing around the medical condition that you’re really upset about. One that she has that no other president in history has ever faced. Hillary Clinton has chronic ‘no penis.'”

Stephen Colbert reports on “What Donald Trump Did On My Summer...

"It's all summed up in Trump's new slogan: 'You're already on fire, so you may as well shoot yourself in the head.'"

Stephen Colbert parodies Ryan Lochte’s interview with Matt Lauer

Lochte: “Well, since everything happened, I’ve kind of been laying low.” Colbert: “If you want to lay low, television is the best place to do that.”

LATE NIGHT

Seth Meyers digs up the latest from Hillary Clinton’s endless email...

“How many emails does Hillary Clinton have that she can just miss 15,000? Oh no, is she one of those weirdos who has them unread on her phone? Because Trump may be a demagogue, but I cannot vote for a sociopath who doesn’t clean out their inbox.”

Seth Meyers bursts the right-wing bubble now advising Donald Trump

“That’s how low the bar is for Trump right now. Republicans are complimenting him for being mature."

Seth Meyers looks at the week in Trump gaffes and GOP...

"This is the final straw? Not the racism or the misogyny or the wall? What happened to all of the other straws?—Oh, there they are."

Seth Meyers urges Dems to let Trump implode in new segment,...

"If, for some reason Trump actually does debate Hillary, she should just say, ‘Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton,’ and then she should turn off her microphone, open a big bag of Skinny Pop, and watch him slowly unravel.”

DAILY SHOW

Trevor Noah agrees with Donald Trump: 2016 election is rigged

"I know like most things Donald says, it sounds crazy, but still, the man is a presidential candidate — the same way this is a news show — so, as a news show, we had to investigate the claims, and it turns out, they're true. Donald Trump is right. We've uncovered evidence of election-rigging throughout the system."

Trevor Noah recaps DNC, shames ‘Bernie or Bust’ crowd for turning...

“Just like that, Bernie's 2016 run was over... There were so many white women crying, I thought Pinterest had died.”

Trevor Noah blasts Republican quest to “Make America Fear Again”

"Black kids grow up to be criminals, yeah, because their moms are never home. Probably down at the club — or because they have to work two jobs and public transportation doesn’t go to their neighborhood and the legacy of redlining has kept them from living in better areas — but also, at the club!"

FULL FRONTAL

LAST WEEK TONIGHT

John Oliver advises Trump: “Drop out and tell America this entire...

“Just think about how triumphant it would feel to say on national television, ‘I openly ran on a platform of impossibly ignorant proposals steeped in racial bigotry and nobody stopped me. In fact you embraced me for it.'"

Nightly Show

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