“It’s important to keep your eye on a comedian while he’s in Russia, doing jokes. I could be giving state secrets to the Russians. Oh wait, somebody’s already got that covered.”
There’s another foreign-born comedian weighing in on American politics. What did you think of his debut?
“Nice try, Vlad, but I will not stand by while you try to confuse the American people with bullshit conspiracy theories. That is Donald Trump’s job!”
“Let’s not forget, before she was NBC News’ Megyn Kelly, for over a decade she was Fox News’ Megyn Kelly: basically a pretty, race-baiting puppet who Roger Ailes kept trying to put his hand up.”
“There’s just so much “p”—which again, stands for Putin. And these Putin pees are all raining down directly at Trump.”
“Trump is basically the propagandist of Putin’s dreams… who knows why he’s acting this way. Maybe he’s compromised, maybe he’s an idiot.”
“Today, you went to the CIA and said 1 million people came to see you in Washington, D.C.? If you’re going to lie, don’t make it so obvious. Say you are friends with Lebron James, not that you are Lebron James.”