“The video is from a genre known as step mom porn, which is—he’s a family values guy.”
“It’s crazy that this is the first time Ted Cruz has been caught looking at porn, because in every single photo of Ted Cruz, he looks like he just got caught looking at porn.”
“Overrated? She’s so good, people use her to compliment people in other professions. Like LeBron James is the Meryl Streep of basketball. Or Donald Trump is the Meryl Streep of having thin skin.”
Trump called Saturday Night Live “unwatchable!” Why can’t he stop watching?
“Obviously, his first state dinner will be honoring that imprisoned Nigerian prince — and it won’t cost us anything, because the prince promises to send us a check.”