“Look at my cowboy hat! I’m like Billy the Kid Molester.”
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not lie to the FBI.
“I assumed he already did that.”
“Thank me very much.”
“Our sincerest ‘I’m sorry’s go out to W.E.B. Du Bois, as well as W.E.B. Du Girls.”
“Sure, repealing Obamacare isn’t great. But at least it didn’t land on ‘Nuke the moon just to see what happens.'”
Make America Grate Cheese Again!