“‘Calm before the storm?’ How is all this not the storm?”
“I just remember you coming into my office and telling me, ‘Hang your soul up at the door…And have a cocktail.'”
“The things you say, even if they’re crass or even if they are in some ways not respectful enough to the office of the presidency—we can insult, he can injure. It’s the difference between insult and injury. And for the life of me I do not understand why in this country we try to hold comedians to a standard we do not hold leaders to. It’s bizarre.”
“This whole thing just makes me so crazy!”
Back again? We could get used to this.
“It has been 11 days…The presidency is supposed to age the president, not the public!”
Welcome back, Jon. We’ve missed you.