“There is simply no machine in your house you can trust.”
It was fun while it lasted, internet.
“If there ever was an act of God, this is it.”
Is this the last we’ll see of Roy Moore? Neigh.
“You tried to terrorize New York subway commuters? Nice try! New York commuters don’t even flinch when the subway break dancers kick two inches away from their faces.”
“I don’t know if the idea was to prove he could sit next to a young girl without hitting on her…”
“Everybody was at the meeting—Paul Manafort, Jared Kushner. It was a real who’s who of who wants an orange jumpsuit.”