“Democrats hope by forcing Al Franken to step down, they will paint themselves as the party of the moral high ground. Calm down, Democrats, you’re still politicians.”
Naughty list? It’s more of a registry.
“I almost forgot about this week’s batch of predators.”
“Now House of Cards is ruined, and that really sucks. Well here’s a list of stuff that’s ruined for us: parking, and walking, and Uber, and ponytails, and bathrobes, and night time, and drinking, and hotels, and vans.”
“Remember, Donald, these things catch up with all of us.”
“Voters in Alabama will never elect someone who’s had relations with a minor.”
“You sure about that?”
“That guy should rot in hell.”