“When you’re done thanking us, why don’t you try voting for us and putting a few of us in office so we can run this s—t.”
“If there ever was an act of God, this is it.”
Is this the last we’ll see of Roy Moore? Neigh.
“I don’t know if the idea was to prove he could sit next to a young girl without hitting on her…”
“It’s simple, people—Birds of a feather molest together.”
Naughty list? It’s more of a registry.
“Trump says he wants to stop crime, but he’s backing an accused child molester over a prosecutor who convicted the KKK, which tells you that when he uses the word ‘crime,’ that’s not what he really means. He doesn’t want to stop ‘crime,’ he wants to stop immigrants, refugees, or his political opponents.”