Pence reportedly feels persecuted by the “vicious” label and can’t go another day living under the title.
“Donald Trump…spent the weekend in a Twitter fight with a Broadway musical. But once he’s done with that, it’s on to you, ISIS!”
“Caring about the vice president’s calm temperament when an erratic rage quasar is at the top of the ticket is kind of like asking a car salesman about the airbags on a car that is currently on fire.”
“I’d say Pence’s strong performance bodes well for Trump, since everyone knows the team with the best backup quarterback always wins the Super Bowl.”
"As Pence put it in 2011, 'I was Tea Party before it was cool.' Say what you want about the Tea Party, but I'm pretty sure it's still not cool. Last I checked, teens aren't vaping in tri-cornered hats."
"How messed up must the Republican convention be if Sarah Palin won't attend?"