"I actually think the Republicans in Congress might act like d—ks just to see what lame s—t Democrats will pull to get back at them."
“Was it like a cover page, and then the shrugging emoji ¯_(ツ)_/¯, and then the last page is like an ‘About the Author’ blurb at the end?”
“A president’s term is four years. You can’t say only three of those are legitimate and the fourth is garbage — they’re not Indiana Jones movies.”
“Everyone likes Merrick Garland. He’s like the Paul Rudd of federal judges.”