“So for the record, Florida votes yes on Jimmy Buffett, yes on releasing pythons into toilets — on Marco Rubio, no thanks.”
Trump is “tapping into voters’ frustration, which he’s not necessarily responsible for. Donald Trump didn’t invent racism. Trump didn’t invent Islamophobia. And he didn’t invent violence. All he did was put his name on them like he does with everything else.”
“To secure the nomination at the convention in Cleveland this summer, Kasich would have to get 116 percent of the remaining delegates. We’d have to make him governor of every remaining state, plus some states we don’t even have yet,” like North Kentucksylvania and Massachippissippi.
“That’s Donald Trump participating in the New Jersey tradition of couching a threat as a prediction. ‘If you don’t pay your protection money, there could be a fire. I don’t know. Wouldn’t be me, but there could be a fire.'”
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“Hillary Clinton’s childhood cat was named Isis. This is the most shocking political pet news since Jimmy Carter revealed his childhood pet name was Ayatollah Catmenei.”
Meyers: Senator Cruz, if you were elected, would you being sexy back?
Cruz: I would not bring it back in any widespread use.
Meyers: The American people appreciate that.