“If Trump does something worthy, I’ll give him credit for it. Even if he stumbles into it like a pu**y-grabbing Forrest Gump.”
“It’s very difficult to be impartially judged when you’re a celebrity, because it’s nearly impossible to find a jury of your peers. How are you going to find another 12 beloved TV sitcom dads?”
“Carbon dioxide is slowing turning our planet into an uninhabitable wasteland, and half the population don’t believe it!”
There’s another foreign-born comedian weighing in on American politics. What did you think of his debut?