Shhh! This is #JustBetweenUs. Don’t tell the liberals they can call 202-224-3121 to contact their reps about the “National Carry Reciprocity Act!”
“Thank God there was a good guy nearby, but Devin Kelley still shot nearly every person in that church.
In our country today, a lot more good guys are getting stopped by guns—not to mention good women, good children, good grandparents, good teachers, good country fans, and good Christians.
We’ll never eliminate gun violence from our society but there are practical steps we can take to slow it down. We just need Congress to step up.
America appreciates your thoughts and prayers, but we need more than that. So, while you all are praying for God’s help, all we can do is pray for yours.”
“How am I supposed to tell any of these apart?”
“I think there are some truly evil people out there who want you to feel powerless, just for a buck.”
“Why is it so hard to get gun control in this country? I mean, who are these delicate snowflakes that we can’t just tell them, ‘No, you are not allowed to have 40 guns anymore, Earl!”
“The period directly following a mass shooting is the most dangerous time…for our guns.”
It’s the first obstacle course without any real obstacles.