“Doing nothing is cowardice. Doing something will take courage.”
“I was just wondering if you saw that I rescinded your bill allowing Transformers to use human bathrooms.”
“Can I declare war on Nordstrom?…Can I invade Nordstrom?…What about Nordstrom Rack?”
Obama: Kind of odd you didn’t approve of presidents issuing executive orders back when I was doin’ it.
Trump: That’s cause I didn’t know how much fun it was. I just signed one making all Asian people Japanese.