“I gave him that free will, and look what he did with it!”
“So let me get this straight. You have evidence—shocking evidence—that would totally exonerate you. But you’re not going to go to court because it will hurt your kids?”
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, some more shame. Fool me three times, you really gotta do a better job of fooling me. Four times, we’re extending your contract.”
“It’s dedicated to the women in his life. Or, as they’re affectionately known, the plaintiffs.”
“Looking back on all of O’Reilly’s greatest hits, the one thing that’s hard to believe is that it took him this long to lose his job.”
On Wednesday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert bid farewell to the man who inspired his ‘Colbert Report’ persona.
Oliver is trying to buy ad space during The O’Reilly Factor to educate Trump on sexual assault the only we he can—through his TV.