Trump has employed the help of dozens of secret servicemen to scour the depths of White House pantries, cabinets, and war rooms looking for what many believe to be one of the greatest collections of salacious periodicals in existence.
“Other options included ‘First Gentleman, Second Base,’ and my personal favorite, ‘I’m with Her, and Her, and Her.’”
"Be careful, Bill. You can't just use all of Hillary's old moves. First of all, you're never going to fit into her inaugural gown."
“See, I don’t care. They can’t fire me.” – Jay Leno, after a particularly dirty joke