“Can I declare war on Nordstrom?…Can I invade Nordstrom?…What about Nordstrom Rack?”
Obama: Kind of odd you didn’t approve of presidents issuing executive orders back when I was doin’ it.
Trump: That’s cause I didn’t know how much fun it was. I just signed one making all Asian people Japanese.
“Bannon said that for every 10 papers I sign, I get to watch another cartoon.”
“You were a worthy adversary. You were a leader of vision, patience, dignity, passion, and humanity. And it really felt good fighting for the opposite of all those things.”
“See ya! Wouldn’t wanna be ya! Bye bye!”
“That is one one hell of a performance, especially by President Obama, which means at least one black person should get nominated for an Oscar this year.”
“I don’t see any promotions for the last eight years, that’s not always good. Can you explain that?”