“You realize, she doesn’t actually want to speak. She wants to be stopped from speaking.”
“By the way, President Obama, I miss you.”
“If there’s no one on his staff brave enough to tell their boss that there’s only one ‘p’ in ‘tap,’ there certainly isn’t anyone brave enough to tell him that Obama isn’t running a coup.”
Trump: The birth certificate thing, now I’m accusing you of tapping my phones. We’re like rivals!
Obama: No, we’re not. I’m an ex-president and you’re an insane person.
“Pretty soon, Trump is going to be covered in tin foil going, ‘The government is spying on me!’”
“The president has worked 0 days without a Twitter freakout.”
“I was just wondering if you saw that I rescinded your bill allowing Transformers to use human bathrooms.”