“You’re all f—king sheep! These jokes aren’t funny. You’re just used to the rhythms of laughing at them!”
“Do I have a maid? Yes. Do I know her name? No. But I’m just like you!”
“The government could be coming for your guns soon, like they never have, but always might!”
“When was the date of your last lady curse?”
“By the middle of February, 2015 was beginning to look like the year satire would be weathered down into something weak and unrecognizable…But just as its greatest personas whet their biting wit on the grating world, satire sharpened its fangs and bit back.”
Happy New Year! Here’s to another year of great satire!