The Lanx accepts submissions for satirical news articles. Please send 3-5┬ájoke headlines (more, if you feel so inclined) to [email protected] with the subject “Submission,” or use the submission form to the right. If we think any of your headlines will do well on our site, we will ask you to write a 100-200 word article for each.

We accept headlines from a broad selection of categories, including politics, technology, sports, entertainment, and social/local news. However, political satire is in high demand right now, so please feel free to send as much topical humor as you wish, as often as you can.

At this time, The Lanx cannot pay writers, but we will credit your name in the byline and post your bio. Hopefully soon, we will reach a point where we can properly compensate our contributors. We know they deserve it!