Saturday, September 22, 2018

SNL

SNL mocks E!’s fashion police with post-Time’s Up red carpet rundown

"I'm going to say she looks... empowered?"

Michael Che and Colin Jost take on Trump’s ‘shithole’ comments

"Trump saying something racist isn’t exactly news anymore."

Bill Murray is Steve Bannon in ‘SNL’ return with Fred Armisen as Michael Wolff

"It’s time for America to slide down the Bannon-ster.”

‘Nobody likes Democrats’: Michael Che mocks Dems for trying to look good by forcing Al Franken out

"Democrats hope by forcing Al Franken to step down, they will paint themselves as the party of the moral high ground. Calm down, Democrats, you’re still politicians."

‘SNL’ kids ask Mall Santa about Al Franken, Roy Moore, Matt Lauer

Naughty list? It’s more of a registry.

Michael Che and Colin Jost take on GOP tax plan, more sexual assault on ‘Weekend Update’

“I almost forgot about this week’s batch of predators.”

SNL’s ‘Welcome to Hell’ is a feminist anthem about everything ruined by sexual predators

“Now House of Cards is ruined, and that really sucks. Well here’s a list of stuff that’s ruined for us: parking, and walking, and Uber, and ponytails, and bathrobes, and night time, and drinking, and hotels, and vans.”

Alec Baldwin’s Trump is visited by ghosts Michael Flynn, Hillary Clinton on SNL

“Remember, Donald, these things catch up with all of us."

SNL goes after Roy Moore in cold open

"Voters in Alabama will never elect someone who’s had relations with a minor.” “You sure about that?”

‘Weekend Update’ attacks ‘sex monsters’ Louis C. K. and Roy Moore

“It’s a good weekend to stay inside, since it’s 20 degrees out and everyone you’ve ever heard of is a sex monster."

Must Read

Colbert, Meyers, Noah mock Trump for claiming he would run in to face shooter

“O.K. There’s a lot in there that I doubt, but the part I really don’t believe is that he can run."

Colbert, Noah, Kimmel slam conservatives for attacking Parkland shooting survivors

"Do you really think these kids, these teenagers who spoke out after a shooting at their school are actors who are part of some kind of deep state, left wing conspiracy? If the answer is, "Yes, I do believe that," I have some bad news for you. You're crazy. You are a crazy person. Your brain is not functioning, and I’m worried about you.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Parkland students school Jordan Klepper on the “right time” to talk about gun reform

“We’re trying to decrease the magic of being bought out by interest groups. We’re trying to make that the badge of shame. Ultimately the NRA is what is letting these things happen. They are funding these politicians; they are giving them millions and millions of dollars and we want that to be known."

Late night hosts return to discuss Parkland shooting, applaud students for fighting gun lobby

“I hope these kids don’t give up, because this is their lives and their future. Someone else may be in power, but this country belongs to them."