Saturday, September 22, 2018

Late Show

Late night goes live after State of the Union with fresh takes on Trump’s address

"Tonight was all about celebrating President Trump. And he was in such a good mood that he even reached across the aisle, and not just to grope someone."

Stephen Colbert recaps ‘political’ Grammys, mocks Nikki Haley’s outrage over ‘Fire and Fury’ bit

“She just wants to take us back to when music was less political. You know, John Lennon, Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, N.W.A. I love their song, ‘No Comment on the Police.’”

Colbert, Kimmel, Noah question Trump’s excellent health

"How can he be in excellent health? When he sneezes, gravy comes out."

Laura Benanti returns to Colbert as Melania Trump to respond to ‘Fire and Fury’

"They were tears of happiness. You know, like you do at your wedding or every morning in the mirror.”

Stephen Colbert mocks Trump’s ‘master negotiator skills’ after latest Mexico wall update

"Build the Wall! Unless the local terrain provides sufficient enough protection and can act as a natural wall proxy! MAGA!"

Stephen Colbert mock-interviews Stephen Miller after Jake Tapper spat

"I love your forehead. Is it true it's the inspiration behind the film 'Three Billboards?'"

‘Trump dumb; staff worried’: Stephen Colbert sums up Michael Wolff’s ‘Fire and Fury’

"I think it’s worth mentioning that people who are mentally stable don’t usually announce it."

Kimmel, Colbert mock Trump for ‘Sloppy Steve’ Bannon tweets

"Of all the nicknames Trump has given people. I don't know what to say, 'Sloppy Steve' fits."

Stephen Colbert digs into controversial ‘Fire and Fury’ tell-all about Trump White House

"This book is loaded with the dish, including details of Donald and Melania's bedroom habits — don't change the channel, it's not what you think."

Stephen Colbert rings in the New Year with fresh Trump jokes, of course

On Tuesday's Late Show, Stephen Colbert returned from a holiday hiatus and got right back to business as usual by tearing into Donald Trump for...

Stephen Colbert returns as Tuck Buckford to fight Google Home

“There is simply no machine in your house you can trust."

Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers roast FCC over net neutrality repeal

It was fun while it lasted, internet.

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Colbert, Meyers, Noah mock Trump for claiming he would run in to face shooter

“O.K. There’s a lot in there that I doubt, but the part I really don’t believe is that he can run."

Colbert, Noah, Kimmel slam conservatives for attacking Parkland shooting survivors

"Do you really think these kids, these teenagers who spoke out after a shooting at their school are actors who are part of some kind of deep state, left wing conspiracy? If the answer is, "Yes, I do believe that," I have some bad news for you. You're crazy. You are a crazy person. Your brain is not functioning, and I’m worried about you.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Parkland students school Jordan Klepper on the “right time” to talk about gun reform

“We’re trying to decrease the magic of being bought out by interest groups. We’re trying to make that the badge of shame. Ultimately the NRA is what is letting these things happen. They are funding these politicians; they are giving them millions and millions of dollars and we want that to be known."

Late night hosts return to discuss Parkland shooting, applaud students for fighting gun lobby

“I hope these kids don’t give up, because this is their lives and their future. Someone else may be in power, but this country belongs to them."