Saturday, September 22, 2018

Late Night

Seth Meyers rips Trump for starting his day at 11 a.m.

“All I do is make fun of him and I still have to be here at 9 a.m.”

Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers roast FCC over net neutrality repeal

It was fun while it lasted, internet.

Amber Ruffin, Dulce Sloan explain how black women saved America from Roy Moore

"When you're done thanking us, why don't you try voting for us and putting a few of us in office so we can run this s—t."

Seth Meyers goes after Kellyanne Conway, Republicans for Al Franken hypocrisy

“Sexual harassment should be a non-partisan issue, and yet many Republicans have tried to cynically exploit the scandal for political gain while simultaneously refusing to denounce the abusers in their own party."

Seth Meyers tears into Trump for ‘tough on crime’ lie

"Trump says he wants to stop crime, but he’s backing an accused child molester over a prosecutor who convicted the KKK, which tells you that when he uses the word 'crime,' that’s not what he really means. He doesn’t want to stop 'crime,' he wants to stop immigrants, refugees, or his political opponents."

Meyers, Colbert react to Trump’s LaVar Ball beef: ‘The feud we’ve been waiting for’

“Pretending not to know him is the meanest thing you can do to Donald Trump."

Meyers, Colbert and more roast Donald Trump Jr. for secret Wikileaks chat

"Don Jr. is the dumbest member of a family in which there is stiff competition."

Colbert, Kimmel, Corden mock Jeff Session’s ‘Finding Dory’ memory

"No recollection of what he said or who else was there with him, all he remembers is that Sessions did the right thing."

Seth Meyers thinks Roy Moore has always been ‘unfit for office’

“He disobeyed court rulings, said 9/11 was God’s punishment for sodomy, believes homosexual behavior should be illegal and said Muslims should be barred from serving in Congress. And now he’s accused of molesting a child. This should be a no brainer.”

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Colbert, Meyers, Noah mock Trump for claiming he would run in to face shooter

“O.K. There’s a lot in there that I doubt, but the part I really don’t believe is that he can run."

Colbert, Noah, Kimmel slam conservatives for attacking Parkland shooting survivors

"Do you really think these kids, these teenagers who spoke out after a shooting at their school are actors who are part of some kind of deep state, left wing conspiracy? If the answer is, "Yes, I do believe that," I have some bad news for you. You're crazy. You are a crazy person. Your brain is not functioning, and I’m worried about you.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Parkland students school Jordan Klepper on the “right time” to talk about gun reform

“We’re trying to decrease the magic of being bought out by interest groups. We’re trying to make that the badge of shame. Ultimately the NRA is what is letting these things happen. They are funding these politicians; they are giving them millions and millions of dollars and we want that to be known."

Late night hosts return to discuss Parkland shooting, applaud students for fighting gun lobby

“I hope these kids don’t give up, because this is their lives and their future. Someone else may be in power, but this country belongs to them."