Is this the last we’ll see of Roy Moore? Neigh.
“No recollection of what he said or who else was there with him, all he remembers is that Sessions did the right thing.”
“That’s the problem with making everything about you, sir. It means everything—even losing, is about you. That’s the downside of narcissism.”
“Doing nothing is cowardice. Doing something will take courage.”
“You can’t call someone Rocket Man in the same speech you’re threatening to launch rockets. That makes you both Rocket Men. You’re all Rocket Men!”
Side effects may include…
“It’s crazy that this is the first time Ted Cruz has been caught looking at porn, because in every single photo of Ted Cruz, he looks like he just got caught looking at porn.”