"He won't show his taxes. He won't even try. He's kicking out babies when they start to cry. While wearing a red, white and blue Chinese tie. Why? Because Trump's an asshole! He's an asshole! What an asshole! He's the world's biggest asshole."
"Do you really think these kids, these teenagers who spoke out after a shooting at their school are actors who are part of some kind of deep state, left wing conspiracy? If the answer is, "Yes, I do believe that," I have some bad news for you. You're crazy. You are a crazy person. Your brain is not functioning, and I’m worried about you.” - Jimmy Kimmel
“We’re trying to decrease the magic of being bought out by interest groups. We’re trying to make that the badge of shame. Ultimately the NRA is what is letting these things happen. They are funding these politicians; they are giving them millions and millions of dollars and we want that to be known."