Saturday, September 22, 2018

Daily Show

Late night goes live after State of the Union with fresh takes on Trump’s address

"Tonight was all about celebrating President Trump. And he was in such a good mood that he even reached across the aisle, and not just to grope someone."

Trevor Noah calls out Hillary Clinton for sexual abuse cover-up

“It feels like Hillary’s not only trying to dodge all the blame, she wants to present herself as having always been on this woman’s side, which doesn’t fly.”

Colbert, Kimmel, Noah question Trump’s excellent health

"How can he be in excellent health? When he sneezes, gravy comes out."

Trevor Noah reveals Trump’s mixed messages on immigration

"If I told you there was one person in the room who didn't quite understand, I'll bet you can guess who it was."

Trevor Noah says Trump is getting ‘dictator-y’ with the Justice Department

"In President Trump's mind, the attorney general is his personal attorney — that's what he thinks."

Late night hosts react to ‘Oprah 2020’

Trevor Noah: "I mean, she’s everything that he’s not. She’s black, she’s a woman, she likes to read. They’re the complete opposite. I bet if we looked into it, we would find out that Donald Trump once repossessed 100 people’s cars.”

Trevor Noah thinks Trump should embrace Michael Wolff’s tell-all ‘Fire and Fury’

“Mr. President, you made your bed. Now eat your cheeseburger in it.”

Trevor Noah reacts to Iran protests, North Korea in ‘Daily Show’ return

"And I know this third-world stuff is hard for some Americans to relate to, but just imagine if the U.S. government promised tax cuts for the middle class but then only the rich benefited — I know, I know, that shit would never happen."

Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers roast FCC over net neutrality repeal

It was fun while it lasted, internet.

Amber Ruffin, Dulce Sloan explain how black women saved America from Roy Moore

"When you're done thanking us, why don't you try voting for us and putting a few of us in office so we can run this s—t."

Must Read

Colbert, Meyers, Noah mock Trump for claiming he would run in to face shooter

“O.K. There’s a lot in there that I doubt, but the part I really don’t believe is that he can run."

Colbert, Noah, Kimmel slam conservatives for attacking Parkland shooting survivors

"Do you really think these kids, these teenagers who spoke out after a shooting at their school are actors who are part of some kind of deep state, left wing conspiracy? If the answer is, "Yes, I do believe that," I have some bad news for you. You're crazy. You are a crazy person. Your brain is not functioning, and I’m worried about you.” - Jimmy Kimmel

Parkland students school Jordan Klepper on the “right time” to talk about gun reform

“We’re trying to decrease the magic of being bought out by interest groups. We’re trying to make that the badge of shame. Ultimately the NRA is what is letting these things happen. They are funding these politicians; they are giving them millions and millions of dollars and we want that to be known."

Late night hosts return to discuss Parkland shooting, applaud students for fighting gun lobby

“I hope these kids don’t give up, because this is their lives and their future. Someone else may be in power, but this country belongs to them."