“There is simply no machine in your house you can trust.”
“Slow down, Omarosa Parks.”
It was fun while it lasted, internet.
“When you’re done thanking us, why don’t you try voting for us and putting a few of us in office so we can run this s—t.”
“If there ever was an act of God, this is it.”
Is this the last we’ll see of Roy Moore? Neigh.
“You tried to terrorize New York subway commuters? Nice try! New York commuters don’t even flinch when the subway break dancers kick two inches away from their faces.”