White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson held a press conference Tuesday to tell the American people that their president is apparently in tip-top shape.
“No heart problems, no dementia, no dentures — but did you test for racism?” asked Noah. “It turns out, according to the official White House doctor, Trump is completely sane. Which makes me more worried, because that means he’s doing all of this s–t on purpose? You ‘covfefe’ in your normal mind?”
“Despite the fact that he is borderline obese, Trump is in excellent health,” Kimmel reported. “How can he be in excellent health? When he sneezes, gravy comes out.”
Watch the clips below for all the jokes about Trump’s health.