Stephen Colbert can’t believe George HW Bush is a groper

The floodgates are open. Women are now feeling confident enough to name all of their accusers. And some unexpected names are being thrown around, including former a president—and not the one you expect.

On Thursday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert reacted to reports former president George HW Bush has been patting butts.

“Oh come on, not him. He’s the Bush we like!” Colbert joked. “He’s a 93-year-old grandpa who’s been married to the same woman for 72 years! What is that? That’s the uranium anniversary.”

“Who’s next? Colonel Sanders? Papa Smurf? Air Bud?” Colbert asked. “Hey, there’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball and then ask a production assistant to come to his trailer and check him for ticks. If you know what I mean…”

Bush apparently told a joke to two women in which he said his favorite magician is “David Cop-a-Feel” and accompanied it with a handful. “That is not good,” Colbert groaned. “I feel bad as a human being and even worse as a comedian, because that is not a believable joke. No one has a favorite magician.”

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