Stephen Colbert and God discuss Bill O’Reilly’s sexual assault blame

Bill O’Reilly settled a sexual assault suit for $32 million, but he still claims he’s innocent. And recently, he has taken to blame anyone other than himself for putting him in this situation, including God.

Stephen Colbert talked to God on Tuesday’s Late Show to get the deity’s thoughts on O’Reilly’s allegations.

“Could this be true? Is God really to blame for this whole scandal?” Colbert said, as O’Reilly blamed God for where his life ended up.

Appearing on the dome of the Ed Sullivan Theater, God discussed his own history with women. “There was that time I got somebody pregnant and totally bailed,” God remarked. “Kid shows up on my doorstep 33 years later — turns out, nice guy!”

In regards to O’Reilly, God actually took some blame for his actions. “Yeah, I gave him that free will, and look what he did with it!” God said. “It’s like letting a toddler drive a car, which I’ve also done.”

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