Samantha Bee has a message for all the men with penises out there

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Nearly a week after theĀ New York Times released a bombshell report alleging that Harvey Weinstein sexually harassed multiple women and then paid them to keep their mouths shut, numerous other women have come out with similar stories of Weinstein and other Hollywood power players.

Samantha Bee has a message for all the powerful men out there (and it should have been obvious the whole time): Keep it in your pants.

Coming from the perspective of a show runner who has never assaulted any of her employees, the Full Frontal hostĀ told all the men out there how easy it is to not do that.

“Fellas, I’m a big comedy star/Hollywood executive and I’ve found that it’s quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees,” Bee remarked, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, because it should be.

“In fact, it’s one of the easiest things I don’t do. Every day, I get up, get dressed, take the subway to work, and then don’t masturbate in front of anyone.”

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Caleb is a writer, scholar of satire, and creator of The Lanx. He earned a B.A. in English from UC Berkeley, and M.A. in Literature from Queen Mary University of London, where he focused on satire, satirical propaganda, rhetoric of satire, political cartoons and caricature.


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