Mueller is apparently “going for the kill.” Which makes sense, because, well, have you seen the guy?
“He looks like the police chief from every 1950s noir film,” Meyers said. “He looks like he should be holding a bullhorn and shouting, ‘You’re surrounded, McMurphy.’ … He doesn’t even get haircuts, he just looks at his hair in the mirror and says, ‘Get shorter.'”
With Mueller barreling down, Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner may be on the chopping block due to his own ties to Russia. “Jared Kushner resign?” Meyers asked. “But then who would be in charge of U.S.-China relations, U.S.-Mexico relations, criminal justice reform, opioid crisis management, veteran care reform, the White House Office of American Innovation, revamping the entire federal government, painting the Easter eggs for the Easter egg hunt, and peace in the Middle East?”
“Jared Kushner has more jobs than Steve Harvey — he’s the White Steve Harvey.”