Kimmel rips Ted Cruz over porn tweet

Ted Cruz liked a porn video on Twitter. Yes, that Ted Cruz. He said it was a staffer who mistakenly hit the like button, but news travels fast on the internet, and Twitter was immediately aflame with cracks at the former presidential candidate.

Jimmy Kimmel had his fun with the tweet on Tuesday’s show, ripping into Cruz for showing his dark side.

“The video is from a genre known as step mom porn, which is—he’s a family values guy,” Kimmel cracked. “Just think: if only he’d done something this perverted during the campaign, he might be president right now.”

“According to a spokeswoman, the tweet has been removed and the senator is being punished for being a very naughty boy,” Kimmel remarked.

“Staffing issue sounds suspicious,” Kimmel said. “I honestly don’t think it was Ted Cruz, I don’t think Ted Cruz looks at porn. Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without healthcare.”

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