On Thursday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert gave a rundown of the vulgar words Anthony Scaramucci used when he blasted Steven Bannon and Reince Priebus in an interview with New Yorker reporter Ryan Lizza.
“I wanna give a quick warning to the CBS censors,” Colbert said, before he dove into the interview. “You guys are gonna have to break out the emergency extra bleeps for this one.”
Scaramucci said Steve Bannon is “trying to build [his] own brand off the f—king strength of the President” and declared he’s not trying to do that. “I’m not trying to suck my own cock.” Colbert remarked, “Look, if Bannon could do that, he’d never leave the White House. Though, I gotta say, we never see him anymore. Good for you, Steve.”
The president’s new communications director also said Chief of Staff Reince Priebus tried to “cock-block” him for six months.
“Oh please, Mooch,” said Stephen, “I don’t think anybody could block you from being a cock. His words, not mine!”