Sean Spicer served the president, and comedians, well for the first half year of Trump’s presidency, but he called it quits last week after six months of chaos. “Who would fill the void left by Spicer’s absence, not to mention his presence?” Meyers asked. “Enter: ‘The Mooch!’”
“Now we’re talking, I mean look at this guy,” Meyers said of the Long Island native. “He’s a human pinky ring. He is the human embodiment of a double-parked BMW. He looks like the guy who leaves a doo-wop group over creative differences.”
“He definitely calls waitresses ‘sweetheart.’ His yearbook quote was, ‘Don’t worry about it.’”
He didn’t stop there. Watch the clip for more of Meyer’s epithets.