Jim Jefferies Show Television

Brad Pitt smiles, dooms earth to climate destruction as Jim Jefferies Show weatherman

“Carbon dioxide is slowing turning our planet into an uninhabitable wasteland, and half the population don’t believe it!”

For the second week in a row, Brad Pitt has appeared on the new Jim Jefferies Show as a fatalist weatherman warning viewers about the impending doom brought upon by unchecked climate change.

Pitt appeared on the premiere episode last week of comedian Jim Jefferies’ new show on Comedy Central. In a reaction to Trump’s announcement that America would pull out of the Paris Accord, Pitt gave a bitter warning about the future of earth, while dressed in a bright orange suit to match the blazing heat map behind him.

This week, he was back with more bad news for earth. “Carbon dioxide is slowly turning our planet into an uninhabitable wasteland, and half the population don’t believe it,” Pitt said.

“The Lord saw the wickedness of man was great, and the Lord said, ‘I will destroy man, who I have created, from the face of the Earth.’ So don’t forget your sunscreen,” Brad added.

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