Bee broke down the “slow-motion clusterf*ck of impulsiveness and ineptitude that this White House is famous for.”
“By 7:30, and I am not making this up, the staff of Nixon’s official library were trying to wash the Donald Trump taint off Richard Nixon with the hashtag #notnixonian,” Bee explained. “Which is fair. At least Nixon wasn’t at war with late-night comedy,” she said of the president who appeared on Laugh-In.
As Bee put it, Trump’s “only competence is firing people, and he’s too dumb to understand why this time his ratings didn’t go up.”
“Newsflash! Most of us love our democratic norms more than we hate the other team, President Dingdong,” she said. “This isn’t partisan. I don’t like James Comey, nobody does! You either think he lost Hillary the election or you think he’s the reason she’s not locked up. Comey’s a bit of a turd. But at least he’s an independent turd.”