Samantha Bee buries TrumpCare in a graveyard with the rest of Trump’s failures

Trump promised non-stop winning when he got into office, so on Wednesday’s Full Frontal, Samantha Bee had to check in on Trump to see how he’s dealing with the endless winning.

Turns out there’s a good bit of losing going on in the White House as Trump and Paul Ryan failed to push the GOP healthcare bill forward.

“He couldn’t sell Obamacare repeal to a House that voted for it 60 times already?” Bee asked. “Closing deals is the one thing President ‘Big Boy Truck’ was supposed to know how to do!”

Trump blamed his failure on the uncooperative Democrats. “Yes, and the Atlanta Falcons would have won the Super Bowl, but they had no support from the New England Patriots.”

But the president chocked the failure up to an “interesting experience.” “Well, hey, when it’s a matter of life and death for millions of people, the important thing is that you learned a lot,” Bee remarked. “Good try, buddy! Grab an orange slice and a participation ribbon.”

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