Stephen Colbert reacts to Trump’s ‘f**k the planet’ climate change policy

On Tuesday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert reacted to Trump’s announcement that he would roll back Obama’s climate change regulations. The president vowed to make America environmentally independent through the use of “clean coal.”

“I know ‘clean coal’ sounds like an oxymoron,” Stephen said, “But so does ‘President Trump.’”

Of course, “clean coal” is a totally real thing. “Back in high school, I had a girlfriend in Canada, she was a clean coal miner,” Colbert admitted. “And she told me that they mine the clean coal and then put it on that silver bullet train and they send it to Narnia where the Keebler elves use it to power the pump on the fountain of youth.”

With Trump’s spin on things, coal must be good for the environment. “It actually makes the air cleaner. So clean, you can see right through the air, just like you can see through his lie.”

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123 thoughts on “Stephen Colbert reacts to Trump’s ‘f**k the planet’ climate change policy

  1. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Stephen Colbert is nothing butt a TOOL, a kin to Bill Maher Real Time with Bill Maher Late Night with Seth Meyers The only reason ANY OF THEM has a “job” is because they give the studio HEADS the Madonna treatment. You know like how she was BEGGING for people to vote for the TRAIN WRECK that was Hillary Clinton. It’s a good thing voters didn’t want that service… Isn’t Stephen Colbert a member of the Catholic Church? Maybe his parents should’ve stopped before they had this FOOL….

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  2. CLIMATE CHANGE SCARE TACTICS!

    “We need to get some broad based support, to capture the public’s imagination… So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements and make little mention of any doubts… Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest.”

    – Stephen Schneider, Stanford Professor of Climatology, lead author of many IPCC (Intergovermental Panel on Climate Change*) reports

    *The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is the leading international body for the assessment of climate change. It was established by the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP) and the World Meteorological Organization (WMO) in 1988…

    The IPCC is a scientific body under the auspices of the United Nations (UN).

    (http://ipcc.ch/organization/organization.shtml)

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  3. IT’s to bad Colbert is such a sore loser just because his vote did not win,still with the crying and hope that some how it will change NOT it’s time for him and Alex Baldwin to go they just are not funny and never have been funny

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  4. This idiot Colbert. I can’t stand him. He knows nothing about working for a living. He knows nothing about steam scrubbers, he knows nothing about industrial machinery, and doesnt read up on it, at all. to know that its clean steam coming out of those stacks, and its due to the new technology.. READ YOU JACKASS. Is just a blow hard jackass… boycotting his asinine comedy.. He is an idiot on steroids.

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    1. Nancy Sell, only the cooling stacks release steam. The flue-gas stack is what releases the pollutants. “Although so-called ‘clean’ coal technologies have reduced air pollution to a certain degree, coal power plants typically contribute significant amounts of CO2, NO2, SO2, chromium 6, arsenic, mercury, and particulate matter. Chemicals aside, the particulate matter alone is linked to a wide array of respiratory diseases.”

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  5. Although coal has always been an important and plentiful fuel source, many people may not realize just how long it has been used or how much it is used today. A look at past and present uses of coal can tell us what the future of coal might be.

    The Past
    Coal has been used for nearly as long as mankind has thrived. In fact, coal was used to provide heat in caveman times!

    In the 1300s in what is now the United States, Native Americans used coal for cooking, making clay pots, and heating. By the mid-1700s, the first U.S. coal mining operations opened in Virginia.

    Wood charcoal had long been used to provide fuel in England, but in the 18th century it was discovered that coal burned cleaner and hotter. Soon after, coal use skyrocketed during the Industrial Revolution, when demands for energy sources increased.

    Coal was used to fuel the boilers on steam-powered trains, which became a popular mode of transportation in 19th-century America. At the same time, coal was being used in the production of weapons during the American Civil War, and coke (a coal residue) took charcoal’s place as the primary fuel for making steel.

    About 100 years ago in the United States, coal’s abundance led to its widespread use for heating homes, generating electricity, providing cooking heat, powering railroads and boats, and fueling factories.

    The Present
    Although coal may not be as visible today as it was around 1900, it is even more prevalent as a source of fuel. Coal production has increased by more than 70 percent since 1970.

    If you use electricity, chances are that you are a coal consumer. Nine out of every 10 tons of coal mined in the United States today is used to generate electricity. About 56 percent of the electricity used in this country is coal-generated electricity.

    Electricity generation is just one use of coal in the United States. In addition, manufacturing plants and industries use coal to make chemicals, cement, paper, ceramics, and metal products, to name a few. Methanol and ethylene, which can be made from coal gas, are used to make products such as plastics, medicines, fertilizers, and tar.

    Certain industries consume large amounts of coal. For example, concrete and paper companies burn coal, and the steel industry uses coke and coal by-products to make steel for bridges, buildings, and automobiles.

    About 9 percent of U.S.-mined coal is exported to some 40 countries, including Canada, Japan, and Western European nations.

    The Future
    The United States has about a 235-year supply of coal, if it continues to use it at the same rate as today. This is promising because, in addition to the many existing ways to use coal, the future holds new methods and potential for growth. Products from coal may soon be part of communications and transportation systems, computer networks, and even space expeditions.

    Coal will likely continue to be an important source of electricity generation because it is more abundant and cost-effective than oil and natural gas. Compare these energy costs per million British thermal units (Btus):

    Coal—$1.20
    Oil—$4.45
    Natural gas—$4.30
    Although coal is widely used for electricity generation in the United States and in countries throughout Europe, there will likely be a significant increase in the use of coal for electricity generation in countries such as China and India.

    In addition to these new and increased uses of coal, new technologies will continue to enhance our ability to identify the shape and composition of untapped coal reserves. Core samples and information about the layers of overburden (the topsoil, subsoil, and other layers of earth and rock covering the coal bed) can be analyzed before the expensive process of coal removal begins. New technologies will also continue to improve the effects of the production and use of coal on the environment.

    For example, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency’s Coalbed Methane Outreach Program seeks to work with coal companies to reduce methane gas emissions associated with coal mining. Since 1990, methane recovered and used productively at coal mines has increased from 13.8 billion cubic feet to 37.2 billion cubic feet. To find our more about this innovative program, click here.

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  6. Poor Stephen He’s obsessed. I can tell he’s been staying up all night and drinking too much because someone he didn’t pick is president. He better chill out he’s not amusing. He’s going to make himself sick.

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