Stephen Colbert to Jeff Sessions: ‘You’ve already f**ked yourself’

Stephen Colbert mocked Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Thursday’s Late Show for lying under oath about his ties to Russia. “Big news today out of the Kremlin,” Colbert began. “I’m sorry, I misread that, uh, White House.”

In the latest news about the Trump administration’s ties to Russia, Jeff Sessions is in trouble for talking to Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak during the Trump campaign. “Now Sessions’ office had an explanation. They say that Sessions didn’t lie,” Colbert said. “They say he wasn’t meeting Kislyak as a surrogate, he met with the Russian ambassador in his capacity as a member of the Armed Services panel.”

That’s as if he were to say, “‘Honey, I wasn’t having sex with her as your husband. I was humping her in my capacity as a member of the Armed Services panel.’ Totally different.”

Sessions has now recused himself from any Russia investigations, but he’s already in trouble. Or as Stephen put it, “You don’t have to recuse yourself. You’ve already fucked yourself.”


0 thoughts on “Stephen Colbert to Jeff Sessions: ‘You’ve already f**ked yourself’

  1. A lie is a lie is a lie. Had he been on the other side (with all his prosecutorial experience and his incredible prejudice) he would call for a lynching. What is incredible with all Republicans is the hypocrisy that is clear and abundant. They also call themselves Christian. They should be reminded Christ was most displeased with Hypocrites. They also have been tougher on the Pope than Putin. Are you kidding me.


  2. Colbert is the best Late Night “talk-show” host on tv right now..! The rest are just game-show hosts who think they can sing and try to buddy-up with as many celebrities as they can..! Jimmy Kimmel is the only other host I actually like/respect..!


  3. Is Sessions a hypocrite?? We’ll find out! , Anyone covering up or unwilling to investigate must be hiding something! Why else would they not want to find out what Russia was doing and why? They are all involved from top to bottom! Why are Republicans allowed to keep their ill gotten gains???


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