Seth Meyers examines Trump’s loses despite promises of non-stop ‘winning’

Seth Meyers took a “Closer Look” Wednesday at President Trump’s numerous loses in his first month in office. “It’s hard to remember now, but it wasn’t always supposed to be like this,” Meyers said. “When Trump ran for president, he promised us a much brighter future, filled with non-stop winning.”

In one of his speeches, Trump announced to his crowd that they would be winning so much they’d get tired of winning. “No one gets tired of winning, it’s never happened,” Meyers clarified. “If anybody did, it would be DJ Khaled. All he does is win and he doesn’t seem tired of it in the least.”

With Michael Flynn’s resignation, Andrew Puzder’s decision to withdraw consideration as Labor Secretary, and the Ninth Circuit Court’s denial of Trump’s executive order, the administration has been plagued by losses in its first month.

“This administration is like a really intense haunted house, where every door you think is an exit is just a door to an even scarier room,” Meyers said. “How do I get out of this f—king place? I wet my pants three rooms ago!”

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