On Thursday’s Conan, Conan O’Brien leaked a clip of Donald Trump calling Barack Obama to complain about Nordstrom. The audio from the fake conversation reveals Trump asking the annoyed former president’s advice on a number of issues.
He first tells Obama, “Nordstrom stopped carrying my daughter Ivanka’s clothing line.” “Yeah, I heard about that,” responds Obama, before Trump asks, “Can I declare war on Nordstrom?” When Obama says “No,” he pushes for further answers. “Can I invade Nordstrom?…What about Nordstrom Rack?”
Finally he asks, “Can I tweet that Nordstrom can kiss my ass?” Obama responds, “Yes, but that’s beneath you.” Trump wonders, “Is it though?”
Watch the clip for more of their conversation about Iran, polls, and his new slogan, “Say no to fake news, say yes to fake boobs.”