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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog attends Trump’s inauguration

"If a Walmart could vomit, this is what it would look like."

Conan‘s favorite correspondent, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, attended Donald Trump’s inauguration Friday to roast Trump and his crowd of supporters. “It’s grey and overcast. The sun, just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event,” said Triumph as he observed the crowd. “If a Walmart could vomit, this is what it would look like. It’s like a pickup joint for seniors. Last time I saw this much white hair, Madonna was getting out of a limo without panties.”

In order to find common ground with the Trump supporters, Triumph asked the crowd if they loved Betty White. Then asked them to say “Betty White Forever” and “Betty White Power.” Then the word “Betty” was removed from the clip. Watch for the video for more.

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