Jimmy Kimmel Live Television

Jimmy Kimmel has some ‘alternative facts’ for Donald Trump

"I wish I'd known about alternative facts in high school. I would have had straight A's."

On Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel recapped the weekend’s biggest story, which, for some reason, was crowd size at the inauguration. Despite a Women’s March on Washington and numerous executive orders by the new president, all anyone could talk about was Trump’s response to the size of his crowd. “He is so focused on size — nobody asked him about that, by the way, he brought it up,” Kimmel said. “He’s focused on the size of his crowds, the size of his ratings, the size of his hands, the size of, well, everything.”

After having his press secretary lie about the size of the inauguration audience on Saturday, Trump’s advisor and most capable spin doctor called the lie “alternative facts.” “Not since ‘consciously uncoupled’ have I heard something as conveniently skewed as ‘alternative facts.’ I wish I’d known about alternative facts when I was in high school. I would have had straight As.”

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