Jimmy Kimmel pledged on his Friday night show following Donald Trump’s inauguration that he would continue to make fun of the new president. He admitted it’s been hard to find things about Obama to mock, but fully vowed to take Trump to task.
I, James Lando Calrissian Kimmel, do solemnly swear to faithfully satirize, criticize, lampoon and harpoon the President of the United States. I believe in truth, justice and the American way — and Superman is dead, so there aren’t many of us left!
So you know the old saying, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade?” Well, guess what? Life just gave us an orange as President, so let’s make some of that orange drink they used to serve at birthday parties at McDonald’s! This is my pledge to you â€“ so help me God.