Late Show Television

‘Here come the waterworks’: Stephen Colbert can’t stop making Trump pee jokes

"I think this is just an unfortunate leak. That's making a huge mess. And I know I'm being a wet blanket, but reporting on this is the worst kind of yellow journalism."

Following news claiming the intelligence community briefed Trump on unverified claims that he paid prostitutes to pee on a bed in Russia, Stephen Colbert spent two minutes making urine puns on Wednesday’s Late Show. “I think this is just an unfortunate leak. That’s making a huge mess. And I know I’m being a wet blanket, but reporting on this is the worst kind of yellow journalism. Even though jokes about this story are a golden opportunity, I won’t do it. Not to say the story didn’t make a huge splash. It did. It flooded Twitter. We’ll keep you updated as facts trickle in. We have our best researcher working on it. She’s a real whizz. And one thing is for sure: The president-elect is a Goldwater Republican who believes in trickle-down.”

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