‘Here come the waterworks’: Stephen Colbert can’t stop making Trump pee jokes

Following news claiming the intelligence community briefed Trump on unverified claims that he paid prostitutes to pee on a bed in Russia, Stephen Colbert spent two minutes making urine puns on Wednesday’s Late Show. “I think this is just an unfortunate leak. That’s making a huge mess. And I know I’m being a wet blanket, but reporting on this is the worst kind of yellow journalism. Even though jokes about this story are a golden opportunity, I won’t do it. Not to say the story didn’t make a huge splash. It did. It flooded Twitter. We’ll keep you updated as facts trickle in. We have our best researcher working on it. She’s a real whizz. And one thing is for sure: The president-elect is a Goldwater Republican who believes in trickle-down.”

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