On Tuesday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert went live after the vice presidential debate between Mike Pence and Tim Kaine. Saying “it was like watching a loaf of white bread get pistol-whipped by a jar of mayonnaise,” Colbert admitted there was “Not a lot of flavor” as the two dull, older white men went toe to toe.
“I gotta say, Pence had a good night. There were some surprising admissions from this cultural conservative,” Colbert said of the Indiana governor who pushed an anti-LGBT law, cueing a clip of Pence saying, “I try to spend some time on my knees every day.” Colbert added, “Apparently Mike Pence is also very close with Vladimir Putin. Fair warning, Mike — Indiana businesses can now refuse to serve you.”