Lunghazi! Colbert gives a name to Hillary Clinton’s health scare

Stephen Colbert has come up with a name for the controversy currently plaguing Hillary Clinton: “Lunghazi.” Hillary recently fainted while leaving a 9/11 ceremony and revealed she had been diagnosed with pneumonia two days prior. Media outlets and Trump supporters quickly turned this into a scandal. “This whole pneumonia saga feeds right into the narrative that Clinton’s hiding things and she’s too unhealthy to serve,” said Stephen.

One source close to the campaign said Clinton becomes dehydrated and refuses water. “She won’t drink water, and you try telling Hillary Clinton she has to drink water,” said the source.

“Challenge accepted,” Colbert said, before advertising water to the Democratic nominee. “Secretary Clinton, what if I told you there was a nonalcoholic beverage you can get free from any faucet, even sometimes from the sky? It’s packed with oxygen and — get this — twice as much hydrogen. And it’s delicious, like a tall glass of unflavored Gatorade. Water: You need it to live!”

Colbert then brought on Cartoon Hillary Clinton, who tried to convince Stephen that she was perfectly healthy. Unfortunately, she died right there on the stage and rose out of her seat as a ghost. “I’m just displaying total transparency,” she claimed.

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