Seth Meyers has announced the cast of Donald Trump’s potential NBC television show, Chicago President. After banning Trump from ever coming on his show, Meyers offered the Republican nominee a way out of the presidential race— his own NBC show in which he gets to play president on TV.
“This is not a joke,” Meyers asserted. Despite not having approval from NBC, insisted the offer is real. So real, in fact, that he has announced the cast.
The First Lady will be Megan Fox, because she’s “gorgeous, sexy, classy, and most importantly, not age-appropriate.” But since she’s already 30, she will have to be replaced in a few years.
Paul Ryan will be played by Michael Cera. “That way you can bully him by calling him stuff like ‘Little Guy’ or ‘Puny Paul.'”
ISIS will of course be played by Trump’s archenemy, Rosie O’Donnell. Young Trump will be played by Bradley Cooper, and future Trump will be played by Ryan Gosling.
To play President Obama, NBC has chosen a “big name, a great actor, five time Emmy winner and show business legend.” Bill Cosby.