Samantha Bee celebrates NYC for giving candidates a New York welcome

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On this week’s Full Frontal, Samantha Bee celebrated the way New York welcomed the presidential candidates ahead of Tuesday’s primary. “Give us your poor, your tired, your muddled asshole yearning to scream free,” she says in the clip. “New Yorkers accept everyone — within reason.” The exception, of course, is a candidate like Ted Cruz, who was railed against as he walked through the NYC streets. “I love this city,” says an impressed Bee.

“Midwestern tourist” John Kasich also had a weird trip, “goy-splaining the Torah” to Orthodox Jews, and eating one of everything in the city.

Bee also mocks “hometown embarrassment” Donald Trump, who “lost the most recent primary by 13 points to a guy with less than 13 friends,” then made another speech announcing he would win so much America would get tired of winning. But Bee wants more. “Win me harder,” a blindfolded Bee implores. “Win all over me; just try not to win in my hair.”

Watch the clip to see what she has to say about Ted Cruz and internet porn.

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