On Wednesday’s Daily Show, Trevor Noah recapped the latest out of New Hampshire after Trump and Sanders crushed their opponents. The Republican field was shaken up quite a bit. Marco Rubio “dropped to a disastrous fifth place. How disastrous? Behind Jeb Bush disastrous.” He, was of, course taken down Gov. Chris Christie, who pointed out in Saturday’s debate just how robotic Rubio is. But Christie dropped out of the race after a poor showing Tuesday. Carly Fiorina also dropped out, and Trevor explains, “some people don’t think that Fiorina should have been allowed to terminate her campaign after so many months, but I believe a woman has a right to choose.”
New Hampshire belonged to Trump and Sanders, who both most history with their wins. “Bernie Sanders became the first Jewish person to win a presidential primary, while Donald Trump became the first pile of old garbage covered in vodka sauce to win a presidential primary.” Hillary Clinton was none too pleased with the result, but she didn’t show it during her concession speech. However, The Daily Show has the real subtitles from her speech, and they show her true character. Watch the clip to see what she was thinking.